(This constitutes fair warning :)
- I'm not going to have commitment issues.
- Sometimes it's hard to tell when I'm joking.
- I'm a conflict avoider, but have no compunction against writing stern letters to the editor.
- I have a plaid flannel shirt with the following stains: Paint, Superglue, Acid, Blood, Concrete, Fire & Dirt.
- I over-hyphenate.
- It's not inconceivable that I wash my hands more often than I really need to.
- Every time I read the word "inconceivable" I think of 'The Princess Bride.'
- I walk fast, but I don't like to rush.
- I know what color your eyes are and already know what I'm going to make you for Christmas and your birthday.
- I made up my own alphabet when I was a little kid.
- Okay I was 17... and I still use it...
- I have a thing for cardboard (and duct tape too, of course, but that goes without saying).
- I nest.
- I'm really not particularly religious.
- I think properly-used apostrophes are attractive. Throw in a semicolon and I'm yours forever.
- I might get you a dirndl.
- I've died on stage.
- You remember that middle school Home Ec. assignment where they give you an egg to name and take care of for a week? -I still have mine.
- There's a decent chance your mother will like me.